Perhaps I am still getting over being violated by a woman named Gale. (um yea first time gyno exam..) And no this was not Oprah's Gale. This was bad enough, but then I decided to reward myself with a Starbucks iced coffee with soymilk- sweetened, only to drive away with an unsweetened iced coffee. Would there be anything sweet to come out of this day?
Fortunately yes. When I got home there was a box sitting on the front porch containing my much anticipated chefs knife. It was everything I had expected it to be; Beautiful, and sharp as a knife. I would marry it but unfortunately I am already taken and knives are usually used to end a marriage in a bit of a violent fashion. Lucky for Eric this knife is strictly for cooking, and the only flesh it will be cutting is mine because apparently new knives are razor sharp. It was the first and last time I actually giggled when I cut myself because I was impressed at it's ability to actually cut me..unlike the knives I had been using. I think I am starting to sound like a "cutter" so i'm gunna stop there.
Anyways, Happy Tuesday everyone!